Results:  Prints out the late-breaking (da-da-da-da-da-da) news 
          (provided that a newsfile exists).

  Notes:  If the newsfile is bigger than the screen it will be
          paged with a message "** PRESS RETURN **" appearing.
          If you wish to see more press return, but if you wish
          to quit reading the news then press "q" then return.
